I'm going to use this blog to write this up, since my old one is kinda defunct, and Facebook seems like a dumb place to post it.  My mak...

HELLO, EVERYBODY. I know I haven't been around here for a little while.  I'm not gonna apologize about it or craft some kind of dr...

HELLOOOOOOOO, PARTY PEOPLE.  What's up with you? I've been working a metric fuckton.  It happens.  When I get swamped, I usually r...

I've had a generally shitty week or two in terms of doing anything I enjoy, like blogging or whatever.  First my kid got impetigo, then ...

I've been having a pretty homely time lately!! Usually I like, you know, putting clothes on and doing my face and all that, but I'...

Hello, people!   I always I want to say HELLO, LADIES, but I know there are dudes who read this, too, so I don't want to be non-inclus...

So, today is the day!  I slapped together all the pics I got, clicked the random number generator a few times, and put this bitch out to pas...