I will be the first to admit that I never know what day it is. Basically, the only difference between my days is that 4 days a week, the sitter comes to take my kid while I work, and 3 days a week, she doesn't. So, instead of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I have "Must be a day during the week" and "I guess it's the weekend." It's simple, but it makes it hard to write checks and remember what day I have to get my yearly pap smear.
This is my yearly calendar: "Must be a day during the week," "I guess it's the weekend,"(repeat those two 52 times) and "I better shower cause it's Pap Smear Day."
Anyway, I got caught up in not knowing what the fuck was going on, so I just realized it was Friday and I hadn't blogged yet. Y'all don't get to bitch about it, though, cause I double blogged last week.
I thought we were due for a MISCELLANEOUS BLOG POST OF VARIOUS TOPICS, DICTATED BY EMAILS I GEEEEEEETTTTTTTT........
I thought I would do a short video blog today. In this video blog, I mumble about stuff, then talk about my new favorite lip stuff, and show you my new sunglasses. I made a video to keep things fresh/keep our relationship exciting (making a video on my blog is the equivalent of surprising your boring old boyfriend with a blowjob), and also because I have logorrhea, which resulted in me wrecking my thumb after writing a note to somebody that ended up being a novel. YOU KNOW HOW I DO! I CARRY ON ABOUT BULLSHIT UNTIL I PINCH MY THUMB OFF AND I CAN'T FEEL IT FOR DAYS!!!
Here is my video:
Click through for links to the things I am talking about!! And to read about other stuff!!
Here is my video:
I thought I would write about haircare today. I don't mean to keep mentioning that I am writing stuff because I got requests for posts about certain topics, but sometimes that's why, and so I mention it haha. I LIVE TO SERVE! LET'S TALK ABOUT WASHING OUR HAIR!!
After my last post about the caviar manicure, I had a lot of people saying I should have fed that Ciaté kit to The Pig. I understand the sentiment, but I decided against it because I couldn't really offer you an alternative to the kit that A) worked and B) costs less. I will feed mad stuff to The Pig, but I want to kinda be fair about it, maybe? I don't know, I just didn't feel like it was fair for whatever reason...
ANYWAY, today I am gonna feed something to The Pig, and it's gonna be awesome.